Fair enough, but what about iPhone 4's other reported issues, including , , and ? If Apple's going to pin the antenna problem on users, why stop there? Here's how the company should handle all those other pesky complaints:
It's called Xanthopsia -- yellow vision. . You'll find suggesting Vincent Van Gogh was affected by Xanthopsia due to a certain kind of epilepsy medication, and the result was some really awesome art. Think of the wonderful things you'll do on an iPhone 4 with a yellow-blotched screen. You probably won't go insane and cut off your own earlobe.
To put it bluntly, your friends are ugly. So are your children. I'm sorry, but for the good of the open Internet, Apple can't let those photos show up on Flickr or Facebook. Better to keep that .
And please, stop downloading photo filter apps; when Apple said iPhone 4 "," they didn't mean everything.
That's a little trick Apple did to protect your hearing. Did you know that just ? You don't care; you'll crank up the tunes just the same because the subway's too noisy -- but not with Apple's revolutionary take on volume buttons.
What's that, old man? You're actually trying to turn the volume down? Apple doesn't need squares like you brandishing the iPhone 4 in public anyway.
Why stop with a few scratches? Gizmodo's Ryan Salerno by dropping the iPhone 4 on some hot New York City asphalt. Accidental, sure, but Salerno says "the look gives it character . . . I guess." That'a boy, Ryan. Scratched and shattered iPhones are like snowflakes. It's those creepy Androids you've got to worry about.