Here we go, folks--the sporting event of the season. Apple's Tim Cook and Samsung's Choi Gee-sung going head-to-head over patents. Because you can't make this stuff up: "This week's session, scheduled for two days, will take place in a federal courtroom 40 miles north of Silicon Valley, in San Francisco's seedy Tenderloin neighborhood. It will be up to U.S. Magistrate Judge Joseph Spero--a bow-tie wearing extrovert with a reputation for handling complex cases--to corral the CEOs and their lawyers toward a settlement." Boy, I hope signed a two-movie deal.

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Speaking of Apple movies, the other film based on the late Steve Jobs's life--you know, the one headlined by --will film in the actual garage where Jobs and Woz founded Apple. Sadly, that does not make up for the fact that they have really, actually, truly renamed the film to .