The event will , with Apple adding video camera functionality to the iPod Touch and still camera functionality to the iPod Nano. The software will also get some new features, including integrated social networking. That'll most likely involve Facebook, unless it won't. Either way, investors (unless ).

The iPod classic will of its own, but this'll be its last hurrah before it's phased out. Then again, it may be .

Oh, and the new iPods will .

Apple 9/9/09: The Apple Tablet

That Apple tablet everyone at the September event; rather, it'll be announced separately . Unless it is announced at the September event, which is . There's a good chance it'll , too.