That weapon is Microsoft Surface. And it is beautiful. Beautiful and functional and simple and honest.

Boy, you can tell a lot from 90 seconds with a product you haven't actually used, can't you?

[Microsoft's VaporMG] also allows for a built-in kickstand, which is invisible when using the product in tablet mode.

No, it's not "invisible." That would be impressive. It's just flush against the back.

If Microsoft doesn't fumble the execution...