New rule: No one ever gets to talk about Apple's "reality distortion field" anymore.
Why?
Let's take a look at some of the fawning reaction to the announcement of Microsoft's Surface on Monday. You might want to have a barf bag ready.
By the way, it turns out the Macalope was back in January of 2010.
[Microsoft has] already used up surface, tablet and slate. They're running out of flat things.